If you've never been to "texts from last night" you should go there immediately. It's a collection of drunken, stoned, horny or just plain stupid texts young people send to each other that they may later regret. A typical entry is seen above. I collect some good lines from there and keep files of my favorites -- especially those that really cry out for illustrations. It's a good source for bizarre one-liners.
I read these and realize how wholesome I actually was in my twenties...and how boring and safe my life is now. The site contains very adult language, but there are no photos which is probably a good thing.