Getting caught up on your entries. Just got my this year's ugly moose calendar from my Alaska company. At least one month is gone that I won't have to look it them.
Another in what will be a long line of life's disappointments... until he saves up and with health insurance gets cosmetic surgery to fix her outside...
... while inside, her cauldron of self-hate will have reached its zenith and she devoles as the happiness she wants recedes and the Justin Bieber's of the world still won't right her back...
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He's not all that, anyway, sweetie.
I wish I could get my Yorkshire Terrier's top knot to look that good.
LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Getting caught up on your entries. Just got my this year's ugly moose calendar from my Alaska company. At least one month is gone that I won't have to look it them.
Another in what will be a long line of life's disappointments... until he saves up and with health insurance gets cosmetic surgery to fix her outside...
... while inside, her cauldron of self-hate will have reached its zenith and she devoles as the happiness she wants recedes and the Justin Bieber's of the world still won't right her back...
Bad Bieber. -Cin
I think you've finally found the elusive orangpendek. How dare you go to the Sumatran jungle without me? ~Mary xoxoxo
damn, dude, hiLARRYus!
Ahahahaha
OMFG
the best
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