And then the little girl grew up to start a snake cult. Look for the cookie-rattler on the front of her "church" which is tax free, of course, and sends out "missionaries" to knock on your door. Don't buy their venomous cookies. The profits are spent on keeping liquor stores out of your town and "fighting the gay" everywhere. Oh wait, I was just having another Utah flashback....
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Did her dad make her a pair of rattleskin boots to wear? I'm thinking she got off ok, but the snake did not.
I want a cookie so good it makes a snake mad.
Humm never heard that rattlesnakes like cookies but they sure are under porches and other things here in south texas.
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And then the little girl grew up to start a snake cult. Look for the cookie-rattler on the front of her "church" which is tax free, of course, and sends out "missionaries" to knock on your door. Don't buy their venomous cookies. The profits are spent on keeping liquor stores out of your town and "fighting the gay" everywhere. Oh wait, I was just having another Utah flashback....
Never mind. All better now. -Cin
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