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BodyHater1

I don't doubt that most if not all of us have at least a few body issues, but it seems a little weird to make it your screen name unless you are in the same situation as the guy in the above illustration. (seen in an online poker room)

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StickyBarb200

At least I hope this is how she got sticky.

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I saw someone named 'joyfulfish' at an online poker table, so I guess he or she was winning pretty big. Now that I think about it -- this might just be a religious person. Oh well.

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HEIDI HATES ME

Why? What on earth did you do to her? This odd screen name asks more questions than it answers. I found it in a casino room where people generally act like idiots anyway.

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ICE CREAM FOR CROWS

I've been collecting strange screen names for years. Sometimes I scribble them down and turn them into little sketches. I was really intrigued when I first saw "icecreamforcrows" and the surreal images that brings to mind until I found out it's also the name of a Captain Beefheart song. Crap. I probably shouldn't have even mentioned that.